February 2012
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
itotallyrelate:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
raytart:
wowfunniestposts:
just press play and...
RIP Whitney Houston.. Another amazing singer gone...
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
